Thanksgiving isn’t just about turkey and mashed potatoes—it’s also about sharing laughs and clever quips that make everyone smile (between bites of pie). A letter board is the perfect canvas for serving up humor alongside the stuffing. From food puns to family jokes, these funny Thanksgiving quotes will make your guests chuckle while they wait for dinner—or snooze post-feast. Whether you want short one-liners or classic turkey humor, this list has it all. So grab your letter board, your creativity, and let’s talk turkey!
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for Your Letter Board
Food-Related Thanksgiving Quotes
- “Leftovers are for quitters.”
- “The diet starts… Monday. Maybe.”
- “Thankful, blessed, and pumpkin-obsessed.”
- “Exercise? I thought you said extra pie.”
- “This kitchen is for dancing… and snacking.”
- “Gravy is my love language.”
- “Alexa, add stretchy pants to my shopping list.”
- “Wine pairs well with turkey… and family.”
- “In a relationship with mashed potatoes.”
- “Pilates? Oh, I thought you said pie-and-lattes.”
Classic Thanksgiving One-Liners
- “Family: Like fudge, mostly sweet, with a few nuts.”
- “Calories don’t count on Thanksgiving, right?”
- “Thanksgiving: The holiday where my pants become negotiable.”
- “Warning: Nap in progress. Do not disturb.”
- “I’m thankful for elastic waistbands.”
- “Feast mode: activated.”
- “You can’t make everyone happy… you’re not mashed potatoes.”
- “Turkey: The only bird you can stuff legally.”
- “Give me gravy or give me death.”
- “Stuffing: Because carbs don’t count today.”
️ Post-Feast Coma Quotes
- “BRB, in a turkey coma.”
- “Current mood: Grateful and sleepy.”
- “I’m thankful for naps and elastic waistbands.”
- “Is it too soon for leftovers? Asking for a friend.”
- “Couch, blanket, food baby—Thanksgiving complete.”
- “Thanksgiving: Proof naps are socially acceptable for adults.”
- “That’s it, I’m hibernating until Christmas.”
- “Why did I wear jeans today? Poor life choices.”
- “No regrets. Only crumbs.”
- “Caffeine and gravy—my two Thanksgiving essentials.”
Gratitude with a Twist
- “Grateful for family, food, and filters on family photos.”
- “Thankful AF (and full of pie).”
- “Gratitude is the attitude… after dessert.”
- “I’m grateful for wine. Oh, and family too, I guess.”
- “Full heart. Fuller plate. Fullest belly.”
- “Today’s forecast: 99% chance of leftovers.”
- “This Thanksgiving, carbs are emotional support.”
- “Feeling blessed and fully dressed… in sweats.”
- “If you don’t fight over the last roll, is it even Thanksgiving?”
- “Stuffed with love… and pie.”
Turkey Humor
- “Turkey: The one time we celebrate overburnt meat.”
- “That turkey didn’t die in vain. It died deliciously.”
- “Gobble ’til you wobble.”
- “Do turkeys think Thanksgiving is about them? Because… it is.”
- “Eat, drink, and cranberry sauce it up.”
- “Save a turkey. Eat more sides.”
- “Turkey and football: The true MVPs.”
- “You can’t make everyone happy… you’re not turkey.”
- “That’s enough gobbling. Time for wobbling.”
- “RIP, Turkey. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.”
Wine and Spirits Humor
- “Pour some gravy on me.”
- “This wine pairs well with relatives.”
- “Turkey and wine: the ultimate duo.”
- “Grateful for family, but mostly wine.”
- “Thanksgiving: The one day wine at 2 PM is socially acceptable.”
- “Sip, savor, repeat.”
- “You had me at Pinot Noir.”
- “Wine: Because family gatherings require it.”
- “If wine is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.”
- “Cheers to turkey, wine, and surviving family drama.”
Light-Hearted Family Jokes
- “Family: Where life begins and the arguments never end.”
- “Thankful for family… but also distance sometimes.”
- “Pass the turkey… and the family drama.”
- “Family gatherings: Where calories don’t count, but grudges do.”
- “Let’s play ‘who can pretend to be the most normal today.’”
- “This is my resting turkey face.”
- “Thanksgiving: Where we fight over food and then nap together.”
- “I came. I saw. I conquered… the dessert table.”
- “Let’s give thanks for group texts. And mute buttons.”
- “Family is messy… just like my gravy.”
Short and Sweet Sayings
- “Eat. Nap. Repeat.”
- “Stuffed and happy.”
- “Thankful vibes only.”
- “Good food. Better company.”
- “Feast first, questions later.”
- “Pumpkin spice and everything nice.”
- “Just one more slice…”
- “Leftovers are the real MVP.”
- “Pass the pie, please!”
- “Happiness is homemade.”
Puns and Wordplay
- “Stop, drop, and pass the rolls.”
- “Gravy, baby, gravy!”
- “Don’t make me use my turkey voice!”
- “No ‘fowl’ play at the dinner table.”
- “Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.”
- “You butter believe it’s good.”
- “This stuffing is ‘thyme’-less.”
- “Cran you believe how good this sauce is?”
- “Sweet potato casserole: A vegetable, right?”
- “Pie’m so happy right now.”
️ Post-Dinner Reflections
- “Gravy stains are battle scars.”
- “Food babies are a sign of a successful meal.”
- “We came. We saw. We ate.”
- “Time to unbutton and recline.”
- “Next stop: Dessert.”
- “Another slice? Absolutely.”
- “Don’t judge me, turkey. You’re delicious.”
- “Currently thankful for Tupperware.”
- “Food coma incoming…”
- “Gratitude level: MAX.”
Whether you’re hosting a big family gathering, a cozy Friendsgiving, or just want to add a little humor to your space, these Thanksgiving letter board quotes are sure to delight. From clever food puns to cheeky family observations, there’s a quote for every vibe and personality. So set up your letter board, enjoy the laughter, and may your turkey be juicy, your sides delicious, and your naps uninterrupted. After all, Thanksgiving is all about good food, good company, and good humor. Gobble on!